Saturday, September 02, 2006

Play 272: You Do?

CHARACTERS
DAVE, 17
JOE, 17

JOE
What though?

DAVE
I don’t know. That’s the problem.

JOE
Yeah.

(Pause.)

DAVE
I guess no one does really though.

JOE
What?

DAVE
Know what they want.

JOE
I guess.

DAVE
It’s true. I mean, who do you know that does?

JOE
I do.

DAVE
You do?

JOE
Yeah.

(Beat.)

DAVE
Oh.

(Pause.)

DAVE
Well?

JOE
What?

DAVE
What is it?

JOE
What I want?

DAVE
Yeah, what else would I mean?

(Beat.)

JOE
I want to be a lawyer.

(Beat.)

(Dave laughs.)

JOE
What?

DAVE
(Still laughing)
You don’t know?

(Beat.)

JOE
No.

DAVE
Nevermind then.

JOE
What?

DAVE
It’s nothing.

JOE
You can’t not tell me after all that.

DAVE
I don’t want to ruin your dream.

JOE
What’s that supposed to mean?

DAVE
Nevermind.

(Blackout.)

Friday, September 01, 2006

Play 271: The Future’s the New Present

CHARACTERS
JEREMY, 18
RICHARD, 18

(They sit outside late at night.)

JEREMY
Then what do you want to do?

RICHARD
I don’t know.

(Beat.)

Live.

(Jeremy laughs.)

RICHARD
What?

JEREMY
It’s just funny.

RICHARD
I was being serious.

JEREMY
It just sounds funny.

(Beat.)

RICHARD
No one just lives anymore though.

JEREMY
That’s not true.

RICHARD
Everyone’s so focused with what’s going to happen that they forget what is happening. Our entire culture is set up to keep you focused on where you’re going and how to get there.

JEREMY
I guess.

RICHARD
Think about it.

(Beat.)

You go to high school to get into a good college so you can get into a good graduate school so you can get a good job and make money. The goal is everything, the process is just a way to get there. And there’s always another goal.

JEREMY
Definitely kind of depressing.

RICHARD
And people wonder why we’re all disconnected and empty.

(Pause.)

RICHARD
Know what the problem is?

JEREMY
What?

RICHARD
The future’s the new present.

(Beat.)

JEREMY
So no one just lives anymore?

RICHARD
Exactly.

(Pause.)

JEREMY
I guess that makes a little sense at least.

RICHARD
More than a little.

(Pause.)

JEREMY
If you believe all of that, why don’t you just live?

RICHARD
I don’t know how.

(Pause.)

I was expecting you to laugh at that.

JEREMY
Not this time.

(Blackout.)

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Play 270: Let Go

CHARACTERS
MAN
1
2
3
4

(The man stands in the middle of the stage. 1, 2, 3, and 4 stand in a semi-circle behind and around him.)

MAN
I wish everything could be quiet for just a bit.

1
You have to pay your bills.

2
She doesn’t love you.

3
You should apologize to him.

4
You’re going to get fired.

MAN
I hate being alone with my thoughts.

1
You probably don’t have the money though.

2
You don’t love her.

3
He’ll forgive you if you apologize.

4
You’re incompetent.

MAN
Everything keeps building up in your head.

1
You can’t afford your apartment.

2
She’s going to leave you.

3
Only if you do it soon though.

4
Soon they’re going to realize it.

MAN
Until it feels like it’s going to explode.

1
You have to cut back, you’ve been spending too much money lately.

2
You want her to, don’t you? It’s easier that way.

3
It’s already been a week and you still haven’t talked to him, soon it’ll be too late.

4
And you know what’s going to happen when they do, don’t you?

MAN
You grind your teeth, squeeze your fist so hard it shakes.

1
You need to get a better job or a raise fast, or it’s going to catch up with you. If you keep this up you know what’ll happen.

2
Because you know you don’t have the courage to tell her how you feel. It’s easier to stay with her than do something about it.

3
Yeah he’s a forgiving guy but everyone has their limits, and if you don’t do something about it soon you might find out what his is.

4
Don’t think they’ll let it slide out of loyalty. Sure you’ve been there for three years, but do you really think that’ll save you?

MAN
It’s going to pop. You know it is. You’re terrified it will, afraid of what might happen. But you want it to. Want everything to shatter and fly apart finally. You’re sick of holding it all in.

1
You won’t even be able to pay rent next month. And you don’t even have your deposit anymore, you burned through that last month. This time you’ll have no backup plan.

2
And you’ve always been lazy. No matter how much you know it’s the right thing to do, you never will. It’ll crush you if she leaves, but at least it’ll be over. And you won’t have to lift a finger.

3
You can’t afford to have that happen, he’s one of the only stable parts of your life. Everything keeps shifting but he’s been there a long time, you trust him. You can’t lose that.

4
If you do, you’re more deluded than even I had thought. Like they give a fuck that you’ve been there every day for three years. I mean, why would they? You’re their worst employee, everyone knows it.

MAN
So you get tired. You let go for a second. You tell yourself just one second can’t do anything. But you know it’s a lie, you just want to see what happens.

1
You’ll—

2
She’ll—

3
He’ll—

4
They’ll—

MAN
Stop!

(Pause.)

(1, 2, 3, and 4 line up, and walk off in a single-file line.)

(Beat.)

MAN
And then it’s quiet. (beat.) For a second at least.

(Blackout.)

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Play 269: You Think I’m Joking?

CHARACTERS
AARON, 17
JENNIFER, 17

AARON
I can’t believe you told—

JENNIFER
I’m sorry. (beat.) I didn’t mean to, it just slipped out.

AARON
That doesn’t change anything.

JENNIFER
I know (beat.) I’m really sorry.

(Pause.)

AARON
You know what?

JENNIFER
What?

AARON
Fuck you.

(Beat.)

JENNIFER
(Shocked.)
What?

AARON
Fuck you.

(Beat.)

(Jennifer laughs.)

JENNIFER
I thought you were being serious there for a second.

AARON
I was.

(Beat.)

(Jennifer laughs.)

JENNIFER
I can’t believe I almost fell for it again.

AARON
Fell for what?

JENNIFER
Don’t think you can get me again.

AARON
I’m not joking.

JENNIFER
It’s not funny anymore, I’m not going to fall for it again.

AARON
You’re a narcissistic self-involved entitled bitch.

(Beat.)

(Jennifer laughs.)

AARON
What are you laughing at?

JENNIFER
You’re hilarious.

(Beat.)

AARON
You’re unbelievable.

JENNIFER
What?

AARON
You just told me that you accidentally told a group of your friends something that you know I’m extremely embarrassed of, especially when you know I have issues trusting people, and you think I’m joking when I tell you that you’re a self-involved bitch? How oblivious are you?

(Pause.)

JENNIFER
I…I can’t believe you just—

AARON
Don’t.

JENNIFER
What?

AARON
I’m not taking any of it back.

JENNIFER
I wasn’t going to—

AARON
Not a word of it.

(Beat.)

JENNIFER
You’re an asshole.

(Aaron bursts into a fit of laughter.)

JENNIFER
(Angrily.)
What? You think I’m joking?

AARON
(Laughing.)
No.

(Beat.)

JENNIFER
Fuck you!

(Aaron laughs harder.)

(She exits.)

(He continues laughing.)

(Blackout.)

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Play 268: Goodnight

CHARACTERS
ERIC, early 20s
ALICE, early 20s

ALICE
You’re an asshole.

ERIC
What?

ALICE
You’re an asshole.

ERIC
I heard you. (beat.) Why?

ALICE
You could at least pretend to listen to what I’m saying.

ERIC
I am.

ALICE
I’m not stupid.

ERIC
Honestly, I have no idea what you’re talking about.

ALICE
You didn’t even look at me once the entire time I was talking.

ERIC
So what?

ALICE
It’s pretty obvious.

ERIC
Just because I wasn’t looking at you doesn’t mean I wasn’t listening.

ALICE
It doesn’t mean you were either.

ERIC
I’m just staring off because I’m out of it.

ALICE
You always say that.

ERIC
No I don’t. (beat.) I’ve barely slept in a week, so I’m tired. That’s all.

(Pause.)

ERIC
Are you okay?

ALICE
I’m fine.

(Beat.)

ERIC
Are you sure?

ALICE
Yes.

(Beat.)

ERIC
Because if anything’s—

ALICE
I’m fine.

(Beat.)

ERIC
Okay.

(Long pause.)

ERIC
I’m going to go to bed, maybe I can catch up on some of that sleep.

ALICE
Okay.

(Beat.)

ERIC
Goodnight.

(Pause.)

(Eric exits.)

(Blackout.)

Monday, August 28, 2006

Play 267: My Point Exactly

CHARACTERS
JAMES, 18
KEVIN, 18

JAMES
Nevermind.

KEVIN
But you’re wrong.

JAMES
Can we just drop this?

KEVIN
Why?

JAMES
Because you’re not even listening.

KEVIN
Because you’re wrong.

JAMES
My point exactly.

KEVIN
That you’re wrong?

JAMES
That you’re not listening.

KEVIN
But it’s almost over.

JAMES
The argument?

KEVIN
Yeah.

JAMES
No it’s not.

KEVIN
It is.

JAMES
It’s never going to end.

KEVIN
Because you’re wrong and won’t listen to me.

JAMES
Just drop it.

KEVIN
No.

JAMES
Neither of us is going to win.

KEVIN
I will.

JAMES
Because I’m wrong?

KEVIN
How did you guess?

(Beat.)

JAMES
You’re an asshole.

KEVIN
No I’m not.

JAMES
So let it go.

KEVIN
No.

JAMES
I’m not going to keep arguing with you.

KEVIN
You just know you’d lose.

JAMES
I just know it’s pointless.

KEVIN
Coward.

JAMES
Will you just shut up?

KEVIN
Not until you admit I’m right.

JAMES
No.

KEVIN
Then I won’t shut up.

JAMES
I won’t listen.

KEVIN
You weren’t before.

JAMES
Yes I was.

KEVIN
No you weren’t, you—

JAMES
Fine, you’re right! Will you shut up now?

(Pause.)

KEVIN
What do you want to talk about now?

JAMES
Nothing.

KEVIN
That’s boring.

JAMES
Bite me.

(Blackout.)

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Play 266: Eventually

CHARACTERS
1
2

1
Want to talk about it?

2
No.

1
You sure?

2
Completely.

1
Come on.

2
No.

1
Why not?

2
It’s way too depressing.

1
Maybe talking about it’ll help.

2
I doubt that.

1
Why?

2
If I’m talking about it I can’t not think about it.

1
You mean repress it.

2
Yeah.

1
Repression isn’t healthy you know.

2
Neither is being miserable.

(Beat.)

1
Touché.

2
Yeah.

(Pause.)

1
Maybe if you tell me about it I can give you some advice to try to help.

2
I doubt there’s anything you could say that would help really.

1
Maybe I could.

(Beat.)

2
I’ve never been very good at following advice.

1
Me neither.

(Beat.)

2
Who is?

1
I guess some people must be.

2
Probably.

(Pause.)

1
It’ll be okay.

2
I know.

1
Eventually.

(2 laughs.)

2
Eventually.

(Blackout.)