Play 202: Woo!

CHARACTERS
CHEERLEADER 1, f, 18
CHEERLEADER 2, f, 18
BEN, 17

C1
Give me a “P”!

C2
P!

C1
Give me a “R”

C2
R!

C1
Give me an “O”

C2
O!

C1
Give me a “C”

C2
C!

C1
Give me another “R”

C2
R!

C1
Give me an “A”

C2
A!

C1
Give me a “S”

C2
S!

C1
Give me a “T”

C2
T!

C1C
Give me an “I”

C2
I!

C1
Give me a “N”

C2
N!

C1
Give me another “A”

C2
A!

C1
Give me another “T”!

C2
T!

C1
Give me another “I”!

C2
I!

C1
Give me an “O”

C2
O!

C1
Give me another “N”!

C2
N!

C1
What does it spell?

C1 and C2
(In unison.)
Procrastination! Woo!

(They run offstage cheering.)

(Ben enters.)

BEN
So yeah, as you may have guessed, it’s ten minutes to twelve and I got nothing.

(Beat.)

(Deadpan.)
Woo.

(He walks offstage.)

(Beat.)

(Blackout.)