Play 192: What Rhymes With Devout?

CHARACTERS
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2
BEN, 17

(1 and 2 stand in the middle of the stage.)

1
So.

2
Fucking.

1
Tired.

2
Must.

1
Get.

2
Sleep.

(Beat.)

(Ben enters.)

BEN
I apologize for the shittiness of this scene.

(Beat.)

However, I am so tired I can barely see anymore, so it is time for sleep.

(Beat.)

Oh, and really, this isn’t all completely my fault. I blame Raja Bell for that goddamn three, and Sam Cassell for all those fuck ups.

(Beat.)

God damnit.

(Ben exits.)

1
Can you say…

2
Cop-out?

1
Hey!

2
What?

1
Know what rhymes with cop-out?

2
No.

1
Guess.

2
No.

1
Okay.

(Beat.)

2
What?

1
Black out.

2
Indeed it does.

(Beat.)

(Blackout.)