Play 201: You Have No Idea

CHARACTERS
VINCENT, 17
BRIAN, 17

(They sit on a couch watching TV.)

(Brian yawns loudly.)

VINCENT
Tired?

BRIAN
Very.

VINCENT
That sucks.

BRIAN
Yeah.

(Beat.)

Wow.

VINCENT
What?

BRIAN
You actually look awake.

VINCENT
Yeah.

BRIAN
Get some sleep last night?

VINCENT
Finally.

BRIAN
How much?

VINCENT
A lot.

(Beat.)

Almost twelve hours.

BRIAN
Nice.

VINCENT
Yeah.

BRIAN
Must’ve been awesome.

VINCENT
You have no idea.

BRIAN
When’s the last time you got a full night’s sleep?

VINCENT
A month.

BRIAN
Seriously?

VINCENT
Yeah.

BRIAN
Wow.

(Beat.)

I bet you were pretty tired.

VINCENT
Very.

BRIAN
Man.

VINCENT
What?

BRIAN
That must’ve felt nice.

VINCENT
Once again.

(Beat.)

You have no idea.

(Blackout.)