Play 339: More Proof of My Insanity

CHARACTERS
VINCENT, 17
ALAN, 17
PIG
MAN

VINCENT
I can’t believe it.

ALAN
They got the senate after all.

VINCENT
Almost definitely.

ALAN
Good enough for me.

(Beat.)

VINCENT
And the house.

ALAN
The entire fucking congress.

VINCENT
The entire fucking congress.

(Beat.)

VINCENT
And Rumsfeld resigned.

ALAN
I know.

VINCENT
Who could’ve seen that coming.

ALAN
Well I mean, it should’ve happened a long time ago.

VINCENT
Definitely. I’m still surprised it did though.

ALAN
Me too.

(Pause.)

VINCENT
Something doesn’t feel quite right…

ALAN
I know.

VINCENT
Feels too good to be true.

ALAN
It does.

(Beat.)

VINCENT
Woah, what’s that?

(A pig flies across the stage.)

ALAN
I think it’s a pig.

VINCENT
And it’s flying.

ALAN
That’s weird.

VINCENT
Indeed.

(Pause.)

(A man enters, clad in a banana suit.)

MAN
Happy election day!

(Blackout.)