Play 354: An Exercise in Self-Mockery

CHARACTERS
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2

1
So.

2
So?

1
You know.

2
I so?

1
You should.

(Pause.)

1
You should just do it.

2
I know.

(Beat.)

1
Then why don’t you?

2
I don’t know.

1
No idea?

2
Nope.

1
You sure?

2
I’m sure.

(Beat.)

1
Okay.

(Pause.)

2
When?

1
What?

2
When should I?

1
So you’ll do it?

(Beat.)

2
Maybe.

(Beat.)

1
Now.

2
Now?

1
Yeah.

2
Oh.

(Beat.)

1
What?

2
Nothing.

1
No, what?

(Beat.)

2
Nothing.

(Blackout.)