Play 303: Woo (a.k.a., Lockers VIII)

CHARACTERS
1, male, 16
2, male, 16

(They sit against lockers in an otherwise empty hallway.)

1
How was your day?

2
Okay I guess.

1
Anything cool happen?

2
No.

(Beat.)

1
Anything bad happen?

2
Not really, just some little things.

1
Well, that’s good at least.

2
I guess.

1
It is.

2
For anything bad to happen, something would actually have to happen.

(Beat.)

1
So?

2
Apparently that is unacceptable in my life.

(Beat.)

1
Come on, something has to have happened to you lately.

2
It hasn’t.

1
Not a thing?

2
Name one.

(Beat.)

1
I wouldn’t necessarily know if it had. I mean, it’s your life, not mine.

2
Well, nothing has.

1
Okay.

(Pause.)

1
At least nothing bad happened to you.

2
Yeah, at least I got that.

1
Indeed.

2
(Sarcastically)
Woo.

(Blackout.)