Play 290: The Stomach Rebellion

CHARACTERS
1
2

1
That’s not a good idea.

2
I know.

1
So you’re not going to do it?

2
No, I still will.

1
Why?

2
I can’t let it go to waste.

1
And eating it when you’re already full isn’t a waste?

(Beat.)

2
It’s not the same.

1
You’ve already eaten a lot.

2
It’s not that much more.

1
Yes it is.

(Beat.)

2
I guess.

(Beat.)

2
Here we go…

1
You’re going to regret it.

(Pause.)

2
Ugg…

1
Why don’t you stop?

2
Just a little left…

1
You really shouldn’t.

(Pause.)

1
Well, you did it.

2
Indeed.

(Beat.)

1
How does it feel?

2
Horrible.

1
I told you you shouldn’t.

2
I know.

(Beat.)

1
You definitely showed that burger though.

2
I only won the battle, not the war.

1
What?

2
It’s fighting me from the inside.

1
Ahh.

2
Ugg…my stomach is rebelling…

1
I told you you’d regret it.

2
It’s not going to forgive me for a long time…

1
Serves you right.

2
Shut up.

(Blackout.)